Kitties, I am utterly humiliated. My mom went out and bought a real live pumpkin and forcibly ( against my own will) stuffed me into this foreign orange substance. What a disgrace! I am utterly ashamed and I hope the lady cats don't see me like this! Mother shall pay for this when vengeance is served! I say! This is notably the most crying shame of the day! I will not stand for this. She shall regret her actions whole heartadly when I am through.
Considerably, she did give me extra treaties but that is still no ransom for this degradation.
|I'm a pump-kitty!|